******dna results just in!!!!!!!!! Breaking news***********

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm still not a Jew. :dancin: I'd have NEVER heard the end of it if I was.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    I really wouldn't care if I was one
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    but the DNA does prove HAL is your biological child.
     
  4. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    shoulda delayed those results until after xma$ dumbass
     
  5. redshirt

    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    Would've been awesome to see the family reunion if you ended up being Schmoop's half brother from one of his father's business trips.
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    at least we didn't give you your bag of Jooo Gold yet.
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    vacuum wars on discovery channel
     
  8. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    im part jew :depressed:
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    yo momses done fucked Jay Leno yo :grad:
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I did bone his mom.... :bigthink
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    an nigga was in tha other room sayin fuck you to kanye west

    :owned:
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    No worries. :dontknow:

    I just couldn't have any after I fucked with my brother for two years about it.
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    DNA tests tell if you're Jewish? :scratch:
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :wtf: well, yeah??

    Turns out I'm not Catholic either. :dontknow:
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    70% British Isles (Irish)

    14% Scandinavian (Swedish)

    14% Slavic (Serbian)

    2% too close to call but also Eastern European.... 100% Aryan. Suck it, fags. :kkk:
     
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    Any faggot?
     
  18. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    not jay leno just some other big chinned guy :(
     
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    100% vagatarian
     
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    Hello son