do any horticulturists post here?

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I know @BudBudha is/does, but I haven't seem him around in a while.
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You mean a shit-shoveler?
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
     
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    I'm more of an animal husbandry expert sorry
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I grow trees.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    An arborist?

    Good man.
     
  7. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    A real meeting of the minds in here
     
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    I want a fast growing ornamental that's columnar, but doesn't have invasive roots and can stand high winds and wild temp swings.
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    checkout "royal queen".

    wow.
     
  10. HaroldJackson

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    Arbor Viti if you're basic.
     
  11. gwartney

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    Fast growing = weak wood. Non-invasive roots = falls over easier. Fact of life.
     
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    Bradford pear grows quickly but it is structurally weak.
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    that's why I'm seeking an expert. :grad:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'm no expert but I watch a lot of HGTV. :coffee:
     
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  15. Mack

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    I've got a green thumb but I a motherfucking PHD up in here!













    @BudBudha
     
  16. HaroldJackson

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    Go native
     
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  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    And you're exactly right as far as I know.
     
  18. Mack

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    wife says NO evergreens. :eek:





    Yes, my testicles reside in her purse.
     
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    whoa!!! double double



    :davetoke:
     
  20. gwartney

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    I took a horticulture class in college. I make great potting soil.
     
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