In all seriousness, I have an employee that has a wife who closely resembles a white version of this: My breathe is literally sucked from my lungs every time I see her come in. It's that much of a shock to my system!!... She literally looks like a comedy show caricature of an "ugly woman" ....What makes it worse is she is 100% full blown Wigger ...With the baseball-cap off to the side, the multiple rap song-lyric references incorporated into her conversation, etc etc.. Her Christmas card was even written in Boon-type phrasing ... I so badly want to ask this particular employee what process he has to go though to become intimate with this woman (they have 2 children), but of course I'm not that insensitive... Discuss your experiences, and how/if you were able to reach a resolution with the situation. . . . .