Do any of you enjoy eating fresh fruit bowls despite it giving you the shits?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I cant help myself. Its so good. Especially when i had strawberries and pineapple to it.
    I never eat cookies or candy or ice cream. Not cuz im concerned about my weight like Howard.
    Just not a sweets person.


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    Fuck no! I eat like a pig.
     
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    Ice cream, candy, crappy snacks dont exist for me.
    Fresh fruit when I can get it otherwise forzen fruit like blueberries.
     
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    Huge sweet tooth, so I love the cookies and ice cream. But I do love the fruit stuff too. I really love the orange and grapefruit slices that come in the glass jars in the produce section. It's in a light syrup, but it's not much thicker than water. I like to eat a whole jar and then take about three watery rim-job shits four hours later ..... POW!
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    yea but I get crazy gas from fruit and veggies which is kinda weird.
     
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    about to eat some myself right now.....

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    Are you participating in Cinco de Mayo festivities this evening?
     
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    Favorite breakfast. Throw on a 1/2 cup of cottage cheese and I'm ready to go.
     
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    I prefer tossing salad to a fruit basket.
     
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    I only allow myself to eat ice cream on Sunday nights. I typically gain 3-5 lbs over the weekends and lose it back during the week. I lost 2.6 lbs between yesterday morning and this morning.
     
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    nah... gots to work
     
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    Ever toss a salad into a fruit's basket? :dontknow:
     
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    That doesn't stop the Mexicans...Oh, wait.
     
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    That sucks.
     
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    took 30 minutes for the fruit to take effect.... oh my!
    is that even possible???
     
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    :lol:
     
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    How can an adult eatt ice cream?
    It is sickeningly sweet and rich not to mention one of the most unhealthy foods you can eat.
     
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    Howard likes fruit. He likes Ralph.
     
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    Fruit at the super market sucks . Very hard finding good fruit.
     
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