Do any of you guys own a "fleshlight" ?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, how is it?

    Not as good as real pussy i bet. But better than using your hand?

    Was thinking about buying one.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Yep. I have a walking fleshlight that also does the dishes and other duties as assigned.
     
  3. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Mutt's review on the Fleshlight was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on the Intrawebs.
     
  4. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Wordiest review ever.
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Yeah.
    :facepalm:

    The sounds are hilarious though.
     
  7. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    GP there's no pussy like new pussy. Get out there and get laid asap!
     
  8. chuk

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    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Nice. Install one of those in a real-doll and you're in business!
     
  10. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    yeah it sounds like a good idea at first but when u wash it out the level of shame is off the charts
     
  11. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I guess as a female I should be somewhat offended by that but I'm not...that's fuckin funny!
     
  12. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Just don't wash it out....
     
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    why not buy a cotton candy machine and kill two birds with one stone?
     
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    I'm on my second, due to wear & tear of the first. I love 'em!
     
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    what a loser, try to get laid ya lazy fuck, lower your standards and you will get laid more
     
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    ...and you assume that he's talking about a woman/female. ... :whistle:

    Fleshlights come in many types and forms.
    Female....vaginal, anal and oral.
    Male.....anal and oral.
    Non human....you don't want to know...or even try to imagine.
    ...and I won't even go near their "child size" versions.
     
  17. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Turn it upside down and shake the fuck out of it........
     
  18. Super Dave

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    How much lower can he go, he's already banging plastic?
     
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    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    If you're having a difficult time with the ladies, just go for some low hanging fruit. Find a fat chick at closing time.

    Ya gotta break the slump.
     
  20. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Dont make fun of me!

    Just cuz its easy for you guys to get laid.

    Some of us got fucked in the genetic lottery of life :(