WTF Do Cellphones cause cancer?

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  1. Gaylord Focker

    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member VIP

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    Have we finally got a conclusion on this yet?
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Yes. Head on collision cancer.
     
  3. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

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    Much like the lead aqueducts of Rome, cell phones will destroy us.
     
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    I don't know but I never keep my phone in my pocket or close to my body when not in use. I also never use those blue tooth thingy's people hang off thier ears all day.
     
  5. Walygatr

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    Actually, they used to take their bad wine batches and boil it down in lead cauldrons. They would take the boiled down mixture and mix it back into good batches of wine. Some believe that the heat plus the acidic nature of the wine made concoction that was off the charts in lead concentrations. Some believe that exposure lead to some of the erratic behavior of the Roman elite during their downfall.
     
  6. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Hopefully only selfies. :pray:
     
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    No, microwaves do.
     
  9. Mr Cachexic

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    Death Metal music causes rape and suicide, in no paticular order
     
  10. Gaylord Focker

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    Did it cause 9/11?
     
  11. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    9/11 never happened but IF IT DID, yes. Death Metal would have caused it
     
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    Any connection between cell phones and brain cancer won't be "discovered" for some time. Too much money to be mad.
     
  14. Tipsey Russell

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    they probably do

    somethings gotta kill ya
     
  15. JonGnagyBeard

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    Everything causes cancer.
     
  16. ninifunkhauser

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    Life causes cancer.
     
  17. SuperFarts

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    Sure, why not.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I'm going to assume "no", till a wave of ball or right buttcheek cancer hits us. Because that's where they spend a lot of time.
     
  19. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Carrying them in a pants pocket is a good way for dudes to sterilize themselves.
     
  20. Bobby Axelrod

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    Is that you in your avatar?