Do everyone remember their first?

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I do and I busted a few hymens in my day. Does that mean that I will be in those girls' memories forever, even if I haven't talked to them in 30 years?

    I fell out of contact with some of them and I often wonder if they still remember me.
     
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    Calm down Scott
     
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    Also I have reconnected on facebook with so many women who I dated or banged in my younger days. I'm sure they have the same experience with men. It's sort of an unwritten rule that it just never gets addressed. Now they meet my wife or I meet their husband and we never say a word. My wife actually became friends with a girl by coincidence, not through me and now they are friends. She invited her over one day with her husband and I couldn't stop thinking about the last time I saw her she was gobbling my goo like a baby bird. I am very uncomfortable around her husband now.
     
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    They all hate you...every one of them.
     
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    No doubt. I don't care. I just was wondering if women always remember the first time they got popped the way men do.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh they do.... They do
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You don't think it's odd that women you banged are befriending your old lady?
     
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    Lol
     
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    MY first time was when I was 16...been already jackin' it for years to my brother's Playboys, Penthouses and OMG Hustlers. Plus I took :quote:health class:quote: in 10th grade. I sure as fuck thought I knew what I was doing. Anyhoo...I got with my first one night at my house and we took a foam mattress out into the woods with a blanket. Long story short, my learning paid off...I pulled out after 30 seconds and busted a nut...then I dove right back in for round two. We both had our first intercourse orgasms that night. :yes:
     
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    I don't think much about him but I certainly remember him and that day. Funny I can picture him in my mind but can't remember his name.
     
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    They worked together. One day she came home an said "I met someone you went to school with. Do you know blah blah blah?" Turns out they were pretty good friends by the time they figured it out.
     
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    Probably Scott.
     
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    Yes. Remember everything about it. Some pretty embarrassing details
     
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    Yes, I do remember. They first time wasn't that great for me :jj:
     
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    Negged for saying anyhoo
     
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    3some on deck, brotarski..... All of the signs are there
     
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    Rock Star status says fuck the fuck off.
     
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    I think i lasted like 20 secinds, no condom, busted inside her :facepalm:
     
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    Divide that number by 10 there pal.
     
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    :jj:

    She broke my heart :down: