WTF Do it myself?

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  1. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure I get a handy sure shot over here tonight. We hang, watch a movie, a little make out sesh, then the jack. Thing is, she doesn't ever want to leave after. Figure it's easier to do it myself. Eff it, going to bed.
     
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    Well then, you've said it all, I guess
     
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    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Good one, champ.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Are you of breeding age? Does she handle the birth control?

    The old joke has the woman turning into a cold six-pack and a pizza about half an hour after the deed.