Do musicians who play in bars get laid?

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Asking for a friend, TIA! :hat:
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    the standup comics do: Sal used to shop the audience and invite the hot skanks back to his room.
     
  3. DDragon

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    They used to but musicians arent cool anymore so no.
     
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    I banged every broad in Los Angeles in the 90's.
     
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    have the STDs cleared up yet?
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    You wish you had an STD, you fat faggot.
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    i cant have an STD because you used them all up in the 1990s.
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Yes they do.
     
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  10. Gomez

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    Lead guitar, vocals, and drummer all get laid. The bass player..? No. :nono:
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    My first time was when I was 16. I knew 3 chords to Needle And The Damage Done...badly. Got that pussy. :yes:
     
  12. Pill Queen

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    I dated a guy in a band for years- he got laid by the majority of the girls that came to his shows.

    :facepalm: just kill me.
     
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    Alcoholic, youth and some amount of fame. I'm going with yes--final answer.