Do not jump on stage while JJ Watt's favorite band is playing

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  1. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    he will lay you out, don't do it

     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard needs to hire him to replace Ronnie Mund.
     
  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Begging, just BEGGING for a lawsuit.

    Gee, JJ, your real job is what? My client has spine problems and needs compensation.
     
  4. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I would like to think mr. watt would do similar for his least favorite band
    these people who jump onto the stage are a menace
     
  5. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    Who?
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member

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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do? VIP

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    He plays in the NFL. Hes quite successful.
     
  8. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    After Dimebag was killed everything changed. You just can't trust anybody jumping up on the stage (unless it's hot women, which happens to my band alot, chicks love that shitty country music)
     
  9. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    I'd guess that was planned in advance
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    2nd in NFL MVP voting last year, pretty big deal for a defensive player
     
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    Where was he when Taylor Swift was accepting some award at the VMA?
     
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  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That may be true, but why is an NFL Pro Bowler engaged in body-slamming a stupid concertgoer? I'm pretty sure that isn't his job, and the goal isn't to injure the idiot; the goal is to remove the idiot.
     
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    dear g-d please let a 1st round draft pick NFL player tackle me, ps make sure hes not the kind of guy who spent his whole singing bonus on spinner rims, you know what i mean right?
    amein
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
     
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    Absolutely, THIS is how you deal with stage-jumpers. With class and style, (pre-crack, of course)
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    Oh ok, I'm not a sports fan at all, never heard of this dude
     
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    Hard to look faker then that
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    This feels staged. If not, I agree that a huge lawsuit if coming. Its one thing to have venue security drag you out, another to have a fan tackle you.