Do Pregnancy and Childbirth Destroy the Female Body?

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  1. Tom Gesimondo

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    My wife and I are in our mid-thirties, and have finally decided to start a family. Consequently, I want to prepare myself for the inevitable changes that will occur to her body. While I'm interested in what will happen during pregnancy, I'm mainly concerned with the state of things after childbirth. In particular:
    • Which body parts are affected?
    • How are these body parts affected?
    • Which body parts return to "normal"?
    • Which body parts never recover?
    • Is there anyting that can be done to prevent and/or minimize the devastation?
    Pull no punches - I came here for your brutal honesty. On the other hand, if there are reasons for optimism, please don't hold back. I'm quite superficial, and am not ready to say goodbye to my wife's sexuality.

    :sadbye2:
     
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    wait till chriza see's this thread
     
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    Some women bounce back. Most never do.
     
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    My ex had 2 kids and one of the best bodies I've ever seen
     
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    Don't have children.
    They will only age you faster & when you're aged & wrinkled to a prunish state & you're slipping into decrepitude they'll lock you away in a nursing home & sell off your prized possessions.
     
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    As far as the damage, it would have been better if you had children when she was younger

    Then again, look at some of the childless women here

    lol
     
  8. Tom Gesimondo

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    Hi All:

    Thanks for welcoming me here. I was going to introduce myself in my original post, but that would've taken me dangerously close to Colin Powell length.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :scratch: who?
     
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    puss gets sloppy and tits go flat, hello????
     
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    lol
     
  13. kellyg

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    Really loaded question
    First breast and stomach will get bigger. some women lose the baby fat other retain it or even get fatter afterwards....
    My stomach went back to normal breast got bigger stayed that way...
     
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    Mlaw

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    Ok
     
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    Puss will never be the same. You pass a soccer ball through your asshole and see if it bounces back to normal.
     
  18. Tom Gesimondo

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    Unforunately, I suspect you're correct. On the other hand, who would voluntarily do that to a 22 year-old?
     
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    Get a dog. Save a vagina.
     
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