WTF Do service workers really fuck with your food?

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I try to think about this volatile topic objectively and rationalize it by knowing I'm a decent minded person that doesn't harass the wait staff or send plates back to the kitchen because the dish presented didn't have my specific instructions on the level of my expectation... If that were to happen, I'd suck it up and still eat the dish, because we all know you never send anything back to the kitchen.

    That being said, does every $15 an hour hopeful stooge really have the time to wipe his balls on a Big Mac patty or jizz in the special sauce?

    Is this an urban myth or was that movie "Waiting" just the tip of a secret culture iceberg?
     
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    If you can accurately tell me what my jizz tastes like, you'll have your answer.
     
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    It must happen quite a bit if the waiter/server feels slighted and is the type of person who likes getting even.
     
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    I worked at mcdicks for a year when I was 18.

    With that said I never saw anyone, nor myself ever fuck with any food. No one gave a big enough shit to go to that extreme. If I dropped your order on the floor. That just meant you waited for me to make a new order. Which is irritating enough I figure.

    The only issue I noted was people getting served old ass meat. Not as a fuck you but because it was quicker.
     
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    Well, thank you mr Ben Dover
     
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    This was the response I was hoping for
     
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    Yes, they pee, cum, spit and toss feces into your food.
     
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    Spit I get... that's easy to do

    Jerking off on a burger takes some time and dedication


    Only Chriza could do that
     
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    In my teens i used shampoo carpets at restaurants and was also a dishwasher. The shit i have seen, yes people get pissed off and fuck with your food.
     
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    If youre ever the only car in the drive thru and they tell you to pull up and they will bring it to you... drive away.
     
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    This is what I'm trying to get at... Yes, send a plate back, it gets fucked with.

    But does every order come out with some spite in the bun?
     
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    If you complain it pisses off the people in the kitchen, i never complain, i just dont go back.

    The most common thing i saw in my time in kitchens is waiters dropping plates of food and just scooping them up and sending them out anyway. You ever see a restaurant greasy floor during business hours?
     
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    Fast food during the day would probably be tamper proof most of the time. Too many other employees who love to squeel to get one up.

    I would also think it would be more likely in a restaurant run by a head chef with some sort of complex than a late night drive thru run with a bunch of stoners who dont want to be there.
     
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    I work in a health inspector office. The number one thing that rings true (duh) is to not eat at a chinese restaurant. 99 percet are filthy and they have no problem serving you a salad off someone elses plate.
     
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    You have a lot of faith in people, i don't.
     
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    Yes, Ive seen it but they did it to a co-worker not a customer.

    Although Ive seen customer food "mishandled". For example, a wing was supposed to go in the fryer but ended up on the floor. They would pick it up and throw it in the fryer with the rest.

    Sometimes a cooked wing would end up on the floor. People would re-dip it in the fryer ("to kill the germs") then serve it to the customer.

    I saw this one dude pressing ground beef into hamburger patties when he dropped one on the floor. Picked it up, wrapped it as usual and stuck it in the freezer with the rest of em.

    Very common for people to handle money then go right back to cooking without washing their hands.

    https://www.policeone.com/bizarre/a...t-manager-arrested-for-spitting-on-cops-food/

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ker-herpes-spit-cops-burger-article-1.2467109
     
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    I guess at this point I've ingested enough cum pubes spit and ass I should just stop worrying about it.

    Hasn't killed me yet,
     
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