Do snakes have feelings?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, May 15, 2013.

  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I shot a shrew last night.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I shot a prostitute last night.
     
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    everything alive has feelings. Wish I could see the snake better.
     
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    I saw the goddamn shrew running across my driveway, so I grabbed my electrified tennis racket (used for flies/mosquitoes), and ran after it. Somehow I was able to get the racket on top, and I zapped the shit out of it. Then I grabbed my break-barrel pellet gun, and relieved it of its head.

    Troo story.
     
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    I'd do the same thing thing. I wouldn't be proud of it or hold it up like a trophy.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Rikki-Tikki-Tavi would say no.......
     
  8. chuk

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    That's OK, they don't have feelings.
     
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    Sure. Now the snake babies have no mama. I hope Beth gets in there and saves the day by bringing them all to north shore. :jj:
     
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    He should have just chopped it in half. Snakes are the creepiest things on this planet. Although I did pet a large albino pet snake once and it was cool.
     
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    Do snakes have large grievings?
     
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    btw, this is stern related because I was listening to the show yesterday while I was clearing some brush in the woods. Saw a good sized snake and was thinking that if I wasn't such a pussy, I would try to chop it in half. I had a shovel but as I approached it it started to move and I got scared and let it slither away.
     
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    I don't have a problem with him shooting the snake (which was non-poisonous) but why is he posting this online?

    The Sterns would have had their hired help take care of the problem - no potential photo ops for Beth.
     
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    The Tazing of the Shrew?
     
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    i would definitely chop that one in half. The snake too.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Do chickens have large talons?
     
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    Decapitated snake head can still bite and inject venom an hour after losing its body... (Video not embeddable)

    http://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/2013/04/10/zombie-snake-attack/

    And...

    One of Bear Grylls' producers was bit by a fer de lance (one of the world's deadliest snakes) in Costa Rica about 2 months ago. I'm pretty sure that the line near his ankle was the point of no return for amputation. He didn't lose the foot, but damn if shit didn't get gnarly. (Pics not for the squeamish.)

    A week after the bite...

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    Bite after being cleaned...


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