Do the men of the Shed think Beef's speech impediment is sexy?

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  1. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Be honest.
     
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    No, I truly do not. Her voice irritates me to the point that I cannot listen to her speak.
     
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    It's pwecious...
     
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    I'm only aware of the brain impediment :dontknow:
     
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    There isn't anything about her sexy, let alone her entry into the wack pack with her speech
     
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    You mean she wasn't originally hired for the Wack Pack??...
     
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    I really believe Wiggy, at least in the first half of their relationship, thought her baby voice and speech impediment made her seem young and cute.
     
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    I thought she was just a dumb bitch with a Pittsburgh dialect :dontknow:
     
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    I also think at least the voice is a BIT of an affectation to counter her very MASCULINE looks. She thinks "baby" = "feminine".
     
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    It's just harrrrible, no matter the reason...
     
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    Beth is a victim of Mk-ultra mind control, wherein, she is kept in a constant state of arrested development, her thought/ speech pastern, and general perspective of life is of a prepubescent child, Howard would have her in no other state of mind...she is a bird that is captured in a gilded cage
     
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    Between the arrested development projection and "chalk on a blackboard" stridency and pitch, YokoStrosky's voice has about as much "come hither" allure as Fran Drescher's.
     
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    I was watching the film "Her" where Scarlett Johannson (sp) plays the voice of computer. I had never really LISTENED to her before.

    Scarlett's voice is dripping with sexuality and seduction. Even if you had no idea how beautiful she is, you'd still fuck her based on that raspy, throaty ream of aural velvet coming out of that mouth.

    Beth's voice is like chewing on aluminum foil.
     
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    Sky:

    Extremely well written.

    Bravo.
     
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    Agree
     
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    If memory serves me correct, didn't he say "she's Americas sweetheart" when he started pimpimg her out.
     
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    Who the fuck is beef? :dontknow:
     
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    I like women who speak intelligently and speak our language in an age appropriate manner.
    It's always distressing to hear a woman over the age of 25 talking like a 14 year old child:


    "So, I'm like ....and she's all up in my face and I go.....yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah.yah- yah

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