Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DDragon, Oct 16, 2016 at 11:32 AM.
Asking for a friend
Had a wild night, huh?
Is there anything on the instructions about taking the gerbil out before you use them?
The gerbil got stuck in the mud, that's the problem
They also probably smooth out wrinkles on your face too.
This thread was destined for greatness.
Wouldn't your face smell afterwards?
If you use the same wipe in the wrong order, I'd imagine so. That's the gamble you make for beauty and a pain free rear.
Clears you right up after a fun night of friction
Did you end up shoving them up your ass with a broomstick, like I told you NOT to do?
You sounded pretty desperate.
Ointment power...in a wipe!
Good lord, this poor fella has a lot going on at once.
D'oh. I forgot!
Seems like a good tag line suggestion in ones profile.