WTF Do these really work ?

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    Asking for a friend :grad:

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  2. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Had a wild night, huh?
     
  3. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Is there anything on the instructions about taking the gerbil out before you use them?
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    The gerbil got stuck in the mud, that's the problem

    Claw marks
     
  6. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

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    They also probably smooth out wrinkles on your face too.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    This thread was destined for greatness.
     
  9. Beths Arab

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    Wouldn't your face smell afterwards?:whistle:
     
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    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

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    If you use the same wipe in the wrong order, I'd imagine so. That's the gamble you make for beauty and a pain free rear.
     
  11. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Clears you right up after a fun night of friction
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    Anorectal :giggle:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Did you end up shoving them up your ass with a broomstick, like I told you NOT to do?

    You sounded pretty desperate.
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Ointment power...in a wipe!
     
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    @freds
     
  17. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Good lord, this poor fella has a lot going on at once.
     
  18. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    D'oh. I forgot!

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    Seems like a good tag line suggestion in ones profile.
     
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