Do those of you who pass wind & defecate in front of your significant other realize..

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    ...that you're guaranteeing the eventual demise of your relationship ??

    There are no exceptions to this rule.. Even if you both laugh in the moment, the memory will come back to harm you


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What does this have to do with A group of lovely people
     
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    :ohno:















    boons
     
  4. Dick Gozinya

    Dick Gozinya Active Member

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    Now this is the moobs we all know and love. :up:
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is it definitely "pass wind AND defecate"? Or could it be "pass wind AND/OR defecate..."

    Just trying to figure out if I need to start shitting in front of Mrs. Vyb.
     
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    So that's why he does that!
     
  7. Napoleon V2

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    Girls don't poop
     
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    Even the nerdy Boons have enough sense to log off the computer & leave the house every now & again... You gotta force yourself to get outside & enjoy life before you're too old to enjoy it anymore, my friend..
     
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    He's slowly planting the seeds of divorce by continuing to openly flatulate in front of you :(
     
  10. Dick Gozinya

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    Hey... if she walks in on it, it's her fault.
     
  11. Dick Gozinya

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    I had a friend years ago that had a girlfriend that demanded he be in the bathroom when she shit. He lives alone on a boat now. :jj:
     
  12. Babs

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    Imma start transferring money....
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    ...Openly breaks wind in front of you, AND/OR leaves the door open while he drops a deuce (or leaves significant skid-marks in the bowl for you to see & clean up)
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    What if it's the child labor shit?
    The doodoo on the table...
     
  15. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    ​boon.
     
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    One can never be too cautious
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I find that very hard to believe.
     
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    I don't understand what this means...
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: I'm so jealous of your life
     
  20. Dick Gozinya

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    :secret: She shits on the table in the delivery room in front of the husband.