Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Dec 22, 2015.
Starting the hard drugs a little earlier this year, huh?
u've just lost the magic Dave
if u believe Santa will bring you presents he will
Of course. The fucking deer tore up half my roof with their hooves last year.
You should sue Santa for that
Santa loves you and apologizes
I believe in the Amanita muscaria mushroom.
This is why I need you around. When I whip that fat bastard in court, you'll get 0.09% of the take. Better start shopping for that vacation home.
santa, the easter bunny and god. in that order
Oh yeah sister, I got this!
If you see him on Christmas Eve, you'd better get your ass to bed or he'll skip your house.
he better be skipping my place, i have the shotgun ready to go if he does come by.
Having a great Xmas season this year!!!
I only want one thing for xmas
I want my good e-friend Gary back
They kill people for asking for the return of a deaded account. Is this the hill you want to die on?
I'm asking Santa Claus not the mods