Do we have any veterinarians that post here?

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  1. Shamrock12

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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yes
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'm not a veterinarian but I believe I've helped a couple pay off their college loans 2 or 3 times over.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuckin worms are eatin my asshole!


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  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Vet in semi-immediate family. Retired. At 49.


    Most tape worm shit you get otc is bullshit; you need to go to like a livestock/feed/country type store for the real shit.


    But I'll ask and update. Fucker.
     
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    God damn vet charges $70.00 for an office visit. That doesnt include blood tests or anything. Fucking vampires.
     
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    how was ur date with clutch?
     
  8. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    You know, people are still alive today who were treated as kids for tapeworms by fasting the kids NPO for 2-3 days, then holding sugar cubes or other food outside the kid's open mouth. As the worms crawled-up and out the mouths to get the food, you would snatch them with a pair of hemostats! True story!
     
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    It's harder to get into veterinarian school than medical school! Many of your doctors are failed veterinarians!
     
  10. DarkFriday

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  11. Shamrock12

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    They are fucking assholes.... I am pretty pissed they didnt pick up on this but the woman who just answered the phone said it wouldnt show up in a fecal test.

    The red fucking flag should have been it costing $350 to JUST fix her... I looked at the line by line and they charged me 10 bucks for a collar, 20 bucks for a cone, ect ect.... brought her to my local shelter and it was free AND they found the worms
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i've dropped every animal i ever had off at the shelter to get fixed. about 60-70 bucks including all shots. thats the last time they ever see a vet or shots. no problems. the local vet rapes my mother in law on a monthly basis. we tried helping her but she dont care & i certainly dont.
     
  13. Shamrock12

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    We do petco for shots (saves every vet visit and it was cheap) and the fixing was free at the shelter (it went by area codes).... cat is indoors 100% so I was just getting her shots so I could get her fixed. They take advantage of you IMO for having an indoor cat and requiring a ton of vaccinations. If mine ever got out they would get hit by a car before they got any communicable disease.
     
  14. Shamrock12

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    The first cat was a shelter cat, so he came fully immunized/chipped and with shots for 100 bucks. The one I got now to keep him company was from a litter of abandoned kittens so had to do everything separate which was more.
     
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