Entertainment Do we have anyone here that is a good roaster?

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  1. dawg

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    I mean a funny roaster, not a wannabe.
     
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    Sal?

    He must lurk here.
     
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    Of course Sal Lurks. He stole all his jokes from SFN'ers. When that dried up where do you think he went.
     
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    Anf is it just me not paying attention or have you not been around for a while?!?!

    Assuming it is me probably being a dumbass and not paying attention, my bad, but good to see you posting!
     
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    I was going to volunteer to be roasted, but we need some funny people to do it.

    I mean its not funny if you just call me a dick a 1000 times.
     
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    I've been hangin out in the Bar mostly. I post occasionally in the Stern forum and read a lot. Just needed a change of scenery but I'm always around :hw:
     
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    I think gilaet might be able to pull off some one liners.
     
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    @P-B too. He's a quick one.
     
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    If we can get a couple of roaster together i will be roasted, it will be fun.
     
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    Good deal. :up:
     
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    :crying:
     
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    me
     
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    Now I want a roast beef sammich

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    :yay:


    @dawg, he's your man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will say you have face like faggot!
     
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    throw out a line or two, lets see what you got.
     
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    Dawg's website is so outdated, you have to send a smoke signal to post a jpeg.

    Dawg's average poster is so old and incontinent - they make a sound like a child eating pudding every time they stand up.



    Here all night, ladies and gentleman.
     
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    :jj:
    I laughed.
     
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    My sense of humor has always been based on taking shots at the person I'm trying to make laugh..... and more often than not, that person, and everyone within earshot laugh.

    Unfortunately, I don't think of myself as a comedian at all. I know that I'm funny, but I would never have the balls to go up on a stage and try to make an audience of strangers laugh.

    If on the other hand you're asking this question because you need some good gotcha jokes, I would be proud to help you with that.
     
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    Dawg? You stink like a Wetback! Worth a dollar bill.
     
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