Do women secretly want you to jizz on them while they sleep?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Secret fetish they won't admit, etc?

    Discuss.

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  3. Lucky Pierre

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    I bet they talk about this exact subject with their girlfriends at work. Giggling in the lunchroom, etc.
     
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    You have some very interesting thoughts my friend :worried:
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Of course.

    What a stupid question.
     
  6. Nunz

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    Of course. This is why they sleep with their eyes shut, so it doesn't burn when you give 'em what they want.
     
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  7. Lucky Pierre

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    The first time I saw The Iron Giant blow himself up to save the town, I was very emotional

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    I've done it before and I'll probably do it again.
     
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  10. gwartney

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    Ahhh. Now I know why my wife wakes up, and looks at me with disappointment on her face every day.
     
  11. Lucky Pierre

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    I suggest a hot female business stranger sleeping next to you on a long international flight. Enriching and gratifying and, I must say, somewhat unselfish too
     
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    o_O Sounds intriguing yet somewhat illegal.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Ive had it happen to me. A few times. Recently. I think its legal causation for murder.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Oh yeah, we love that. :coffee:
     
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    Only if Chiva finds out.
     
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    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    oh yes, i love waking up to the smell of semen...who doesn't
     
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  18. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You know it's going to be a good day. :D
     
  19. Lucky Pierre

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    What made you aware this happened?
     
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