do you believe howard never cheated on allison?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    No way. Dorky dude his whole life suddenly gets pussy thrown at him. I bet he cheated all the time
     
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    I think he was faithful until exactly one day after the legal separation.
     
  3. OV

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    If based on the Monica-Bubba Clinton interpretation of what constitutes sex, I'd go with the "ixnay"
     
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    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    no way. it was all just another lie used to build a brand.
     
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    I am sure he was banging all kinds of semi celebrities who thought he was a god.
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

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    David Arquette?
     
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    I believe he was as faithful as his options. When he was just a DJ he didn't. When he became wealthy and famous he cheated on his wife.
     
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    Since it appears that Howard is the king of all Liars these days I'd say Private Parts was a huge fictitious work.
     
  9. TaTa Toothy

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    Please, all those Scores parties? You don't think anything went down in those private rooms?
     
  10. Pigsaw

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    Only with Ralph.:bjmimic:
     
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    The cheating started around the filming of Private Parts....that's around the time Ralph packed condoms for him.
     
  12. Rob0729

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    [video=youtube;Seo4k-8QDPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seo4k-8QDPs[/video]

    [video=youtube;eCKM1908Pvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCKM1908Pvo[/video]

    Howard blames Ralph for putting condoms on the list of what the studio needs to stock his trailer. It was because Alison found the list before his assistant Laura could send it to the studio.

    It is times like this you understand why Ralph has made a career out of sucking up to Howard, Sam, and Stamos. He is willing to be the fall guy when they get caught with their hands in the cookie jar.

    In hindsight, this whole thing is ridiculous to believe. Does anyone think Ralph put condoms on the list as a joke for Howard?
     
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    Howard's "radio outrage" over Ralph's 'joke' of putting condoms on the list was a cover. He gave Ralph hell about it on the air only as a pretense to call public attention to his 'anger' over it. All for Alison's sake so she'd believe he was truly upset.

    Now if someone did that to you, wouldn't you stop being friends with such an asshole and not continue to let him shave your back hair and spend nights at your mansion and get invited to special parties and pal around with your new fag hag wife?
     
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    "We never use condoms. I pull out! I'm a married man"
     
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    It is instances like this which is why Ralph will never have to work his entire life. Howard cannot afford to piss off Ralph because he knows where all the bodies are buried. If Howard and Ralph ever have a fall out, Ralph could make a mint with a tell all book on Howard.
     
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    Howie cheated with guys only.
     
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    Good point. Can't wait for the book! It'll come out; a) after Howard dies, b) after Ralph is fired, c) after Ralph dies and his executor publishes his book posthumously upon his request. NICE!
     
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    That makes me think of something: If a woman cheats on your with another woman, it's much better than her cheating with a man. It's not a game-changer. But if a man cheats on his woman with another man? Hooooo-boy! That has to sting.
     
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    I really cant picturing him doing anyone, man or woman, but he does have 3 kids. I say he did cheat and that's why he had to pay Allison off. Wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't base a big part of his image on being the naughty but faithful husband. I was an idiot but I really believed he was misunderstood. I thought he was just a regular guy who finds fart jokes and midgets funny. He's so honest he'll talk about how he loves strippers right in front of his wife. But when it comes down to it, he's a good guy. I could be reaching but I think that was primarily for women. Would men care if he cheated? I really am asking. Not sure if men would have cared. He increased his fan base by playing up the loving father and husband card. He's still doing it with Beth and the pets.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Who knows for sure, but I think he cheated. If he did, I don't think he did it a lot given how pussy crazy he allegedly was when he was finally single.