Do You Believe In Christmas ?

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  1. DryOatmeal

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    2nd hangout thread
     
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    I like Dry Oats, he's a good guy.
     
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    Its pretty magical
     
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    NO. It's a yearly ordeal, to be endured. :depressed:
     
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    It's a pagan holiday that focuses on everything Jesus stood against. The Jehovah's have it right about the whole gift-giving thing. There's way too much emphasis on acquiring shit instead of appreciating what you have.
     
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    you're off my xmas card list
     
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    I believe in Christmas. Christmas has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the Christmas fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Christian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good Christian. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison - suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Santa Clause.


     
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    Paragraph breaks or I do not read. :no:
     
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    Don't you recognize the opening line to the Godfather? No one is that gay!
     
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    Sorry. Never found the romantization of the mafia appealing. :dontknow:
     
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    "believe"?

    how about "do i care about xmas?"
     
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    Flaflaflunkie decided to take a really dumb thread title serious
     
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    I believe in magic. Cause if I do I'll always have a friend wearing big bright red shoes.
     
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    <~~~AV says it all
     
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    Santa Clause used to bring me presents, and eat the cookies and milk I left for him. Jesus still ain't done jack shit to prove He even exists...

    Santa 2 / Jesus 0
     
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