Do you believe that you consume 12 pubes a year eating fast food?

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  1. Dream Theater

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    I mean really...how does this fucking happen?

    Are the people making our food with no pants on? NO

    Are the employees performing oral sex on each other during their breaks and spitting the pubes in our food? doubtful

    Anyone have a reasonable explanation? :dontknow:

    Regardless I am pretty fucking grossed out at the thought of this and it will deter me from eating fast food in the future, so I guess that is a plus.

    http://www.forensicsciencetechnician.org/30-scary-food-facts-you-need-to-know/
     
  2. Gomez

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    pretty sure I consume more pubes than that :vag:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Poor Chriza :emperor:
     
  5. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Oh well .
     
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    They're probably not pubes.


    Probably black people hair. :sarcastic:
     
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    Chriza must eat a full bush every six months
     
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    I still dont know why pubes are in fast food.
     
  9. Dream Theater

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    I don't mind getting them right from the source because I know they are:
    A. a females and B. someone who's pubes I'd actually want in my mouth.
     
  10. Dream Theater

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    :fil: Those people ruin EVERYTHING!
     
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    I get mine out of the way the first time I go to a fast food place right after New Year's Day and ask them to please add exactly 12 pubes to my burger. That way I don't have to worry about it the rest of the year.
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    I found one in my Chipotle Burrito bowl once that I got to go...I still ate the rest of my meal :facepalm:
     
  13. Gomez

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    I ask for extra spit on my burger
     
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    Having it your way!
     
  15. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    :beer:
     
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    I once drug my nuts through a customers pizza sauce. But I picked out the pubes. :dance:
     
  17. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    i'm not scared.
     
  18. Dream Theater

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    You are a brave soul. I am very disturbed by this revelation and I am hoping it is debunked!
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    don't worry they will prove it's false...it is actually 24 pubes a year :eek:
     
  20. cheezedbyfate

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    messikin pewbs