Do you carry a baseball bat in your car?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    In case shit gets real there's a pick-up softball game on the way home ?
     
  2. Gas Face

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    we used to call it a n word beater :facepalm:
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking of getting one, putting it under the seat ... in case there's a pick-up softball game on the way home, also a mitt.
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    my dad kept a club with finger grips (indents) under his front seat. I saw it for the first time when a cabbie cut him off in traffic, he chased the guy and ran him off onto the shoulder of an off ramp, got out of the car and with it. I think I was 11 ---fun times
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    was it traumatic for you?
     
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    I have extension poles 4 to 16 feet
     
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    yes, my sons baseball bag and my softball bag.. you better run sucka
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    test
     
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    I keep a piece of pipe. :shucks:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    No bat ....but golf clubs
     
  11. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    the mini baseball bats were ideal
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Don't bring a Louisville Slugger to a gunfight. :whistle:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    pvc?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yeah, I have one of those mini bats in my car.

    So about a month ago, I'm driving behind some retarded douchebag and making WTF hand gestures at the retardedness. Then the guy stops in the middle of the street, gets out and comes up to my car. I see him coming, and I see two friends still in the car, and I did reach for that bat. Dude clowned off for a couple seconds, and I laughed at him, and ended up driving around.

    So. What happens if I had gotten out of my car, and whipped the living monkey shit out of this retard in the middle of the street? Would I be charged with a crime? Even though this retard got out of his car in the middle of the road, and came at me?

    I was pissed that I didn't fuck him up. This dumbass fucked up by driving a very recognizable car with a distinct vanity plate. I hope I find that car.
     
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    black iron.
     
  16. nazdrowie

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    hammer and scissors
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    this reminds of the time that guy left the refrigerator by your house.
     
  18. Gas Face

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    wtf is the old guy babbling about?
     
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    don't need one
     
  20. Mlaw

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    sure, I still get a knot in my stomach when I think about it. It's just one of many incidents