WTF Do you "dip"?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    You’re in between the sheets with a guy you just met online, lubed up and rarin’ to go. He’s stroking his meat in preparation of putting it up into you. A condom rests, package open, on the bed beside his knee. Before he puts on that latex wrapper, he asks if you would mind if he just… kinda slides it in bare… you know, to get him really hard. You acquiesce, and before you can say "Don’t cum in me," he’s breaching your love door and giving you more than a few seriously good thrusts. Satisfied, he withdraws and puts on the condom. Later on, he finds he isn’t staying as hard as he would like so he pulls the rubber off and slides back into you unprotected for a few re-stiffening strokes. Satisfied again, he pulls out and puts another rubber on, and continues the fuck to its ultimate end.

    This is what’s known as "dipping," and it is a practice that is gaining popularity as the desire to play completely safe is losing its stronghold on society. The top will slide into the bottom, sansrubber so that both may mutually enjoy the thrill and sensation of barebacking, and he will later put on a condom so he can finish the deed in a manner that most people would find acceptable. The question is, how safe is this practice?
     
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    Thought this thread was just about chewing tobacco. :worried:
     
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    I'd hate to see your internet search history for the past two days. You've posted nothing but gay stuff.
     
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    i haven't used a condom in like 10 years lol
     
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    I assumed he was asking the women of the Shed.

    No?




     
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    XXL Magnums are expensive.
    I can't afford the said 'dipping'.
     
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    I thought he was asking you specifically.
     
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    Fun Fact - @ljc took her virginity.
     
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    Well then. To answer his ketchun... When I first started fucking, it was always with a condom, until I got with a girl that was on the pill.
    Early on I remember using the old "Just let me put the tip in to see what it feels like without a rubber". Some would let me go a few pumps, the less prudish ones would let me keep going till I pulled out and finished.

    See? All you had to do was ask!
     
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    skoal is for winners
     
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    Do they even have XXL?
     
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    Copenhagen is for gods
     
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    there's a van with a satellite dish parked a couple of doors down, what looks like an unmarked police car in front of my house, and I seemed to be followed to and from work today. Hmmmm
     
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    That's just ri*dick*ulous!!!
     
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    That's clearly for fisting
     
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    Almost 20 years for me I think. Can't do it.
     
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    mygalfrend dips!
     
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    Did you also happen to catch a fellow co-worker drinking on the job over the weekend?


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