Do you dribble when you piss?

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  1. Airwolf

    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    Looks like it's nothing to worry about, but it goddamn sucks. Turning 37 this year, and I seem to piss more frequently and I have to shake my dick and dry it with a tissue after I take a piss now.

    I guess this is normal for a guy in his 30's? Apparently the prostrate goes through a second growth spurt? Should I let a doctor inspect my junk?
     
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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You need to let your physician vigorously massage your prostate just to make sure everything's ok back there.

    Let him spit on his finger(s) and gently place it/them inside your heiny hole for inspection.

    You don't want to die, right?
     
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  3. Airwolf

    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    Cool thanks bro, I'll send you some pics.
     
  4. ice cream

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    Your mother doesn't think so
     
  5. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Mmmmm.

    You're not playing with me, right?
     
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  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Sounds like cancer to me.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Dick cancer.
     
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  8. banksy

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    Piss Dribble would be a great name for a band.
     
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  9. Airwolf

    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    I feel like total shit 90% of the time too, dudes. If I happen to stop posting here then you'll know my dick fell off :(
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    You type with your dick?
     
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    You just need to give a little jiggle before you zip up
     
  13. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I still piss like a race horse.

    I like to piss in the middle of the bowl to give the impression that I have a 15 inch dick.
     
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    Thats called prostate cancer.

    Enjoy these last few months.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :jj:
     
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  16. newcastlefan

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    its the early onset of the use of Depends For Men
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    Die Old Man!:yay:
     
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    have you considered using one of these?
    [​IMG]
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    [​IMG]

    they also make these for when you are away from your home.
     
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