CCTV Do you eat Cereal for breakfast? Man pisses on cereal at Kellogg's plant.

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    @Chriza

    Well, he didn’t pee in the Corn Flakes.

    Police are investigating after video surfaced online of a man urinating onto cereal products rolling down the line in a Memphis, Tenn., Kellogg’s factory.

    Though the incident occurred in 2014, the company just learned of the footage on Friday, according to spokesperson Kris Charles.

    The video was shot during a contentious labor dispute, according to WREG-TV.

    “Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and we were shocked and deeply disappointed by this video,” Charles said in a statement released Saturday.

    “We immediately alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators. A criminal investigation is underway as well as a thorough internal investigation.”

    Although the Kellogg company makes Corn Flakes, it was actually Rice Krispies Treats, granola clusters used in other cereals and some puffed rice treats — all of which would now be expired or are out of production — that would have been tainted by the angry urinator.

    Charles said the company is "outraged" by the "completely unacceptable" situation and plans to prosecute the urinator to the fullest extent of the law.

    The FDA is now conducting a criminal investigation.

    The 43-second video was uploaded to the web Friday on World Star Hip Hop, a viral video web site.

    By Sunday, it had been viewed more than 450,000 times.
     
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    It would seem that he has a healthy stream, little to no blockage.

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    beat me to it :jj:


    But fuck man! what do we ingest daily? Piss? Feces? Cum?
     
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    I mostly eat eggs and iced tea. Once in a very blue moon to play with my sweet tooth I'll go back to my youth and get a box of Coco Pebbles. :buffet:
     
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    I thought that old box of cereal was a bit salty...
     
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    Guess the race time?
     
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    I did this thread the other day.

    lols
     
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    All of the above. When we go out shopping door handles, shopping carts, stair railings, etc all have traces of piss, cum. and feces.
     
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    Gotta carry Purel with you everywhere.
     
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    A serial cereal pisser?
     
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