Do you eat with your fork facing up or down?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I always eat with my fork facing upwards, but I see some hoity-toity people use a fork facing down, and I think that's plumb stupid, myself. I would like to see them try to use a spoon that way. :c
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Depends on what I'm eating.
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Mind your business
     
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    fork up... down is for kooks!
     
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    Always up but I do use a knife and a fork when eating a Snickers bar.


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  7. Chigs

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  9. banksy

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    Fork down

    Spoon up

    That's the way

    We like to fuck

    :c
     
  10. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Fork down is primarily for ex-convicts.
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    Why the fuck would it even occur to someone to use a fork upside down?! :scratch:
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    how does Chriza use his Taco Bell spork?
     
  13. Rod-Stroker

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    Up so I can shovel more food in my mouth
     
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    If the fork is facing up the tines just dig into your palm and it's harder to scoop up food with the flat end.

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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shut the fuck up faggot
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck off PEau de Soliel
     
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    i do it the old fashioned and apparently stupid way.

    fork in left pointed up or down, knife in right.
    cut
    change hands
    eat
    change hands
    cut
    change hands

    i need to try the saner way but i keep forgetting.
     
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    Do you use a knife to scoop peas onto your fork?

    That's what the tortillas are for dummy
     
  19. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You're doing it ALL wrong :facepalm:
     
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    but it's the way i was taught. takes me twice as long to eat stuff but i can't stop. i'm canadian.


    muscle memory is a bitch! :bigcry: