Do you ever feel like you are going to pass out while trying to push out a doodie ?

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  1. Ruffypup

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    I have friend that says she has.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Back to the Howard Forum fudge packer
     
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    take this shit to the stern forum, faggit
     
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    I read somewhere, that when you are "pushing" really hard to make a doodie, the same muscles in your abdomen are also constricting your heart...:yay:...that's why so many people die like Elvis on the shitter...:grad:
     
  6. nazdrowie

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    Yes she goes no wonder Howard loves you. Then you said I was smart thank you. Thank you for having me I’m so excited to be here. Thank you I’m not going to be as fun as Howard but I’ll try my best. He had so much fun with you all. You did go to my wedding. He it is funny I loved watching that what you were just talking about because he really is pushing to renew the vows. So next year will be our fifth wedding anniversary. So perhaps. I don’t know I think he loves me so much Joy he wants ta (unintelligible) again
     
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    BBC belongs in Baltimore Mike's threads only, please...
     
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    posting while driving? :facepalm:
     
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    i pushed so hard i needed stitches....
     
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    never force your stool.
     
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    every day, webon :loco:
     
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    :giggle: is that what she said today? I missed it
     
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    Dave Attell gave himself a hernia by forcing a deuce :grad:
     
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    careful man!
     
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    Understandable, the simpsons theme music was on in the other room
     
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    SFN throwback. Ruffy used to get my black cock award daily for shit threads
     
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    tell her she has a terrible diet and to add roughage etc. :hat:
     
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    Boobs please.