do you ever get upset that your human biology deprived you from and of the following:

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  1. Napoleon V2

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    do you ever get upset that your human biology deprived you from any of the following:

    Hatching from an egg
    Flying under your own power
    Breathing underwater
    Growing a set of antlers
    Deriving power from the sun
    Having a horse cock
    Running on all fours at high speed
    Being a chill as fuck sloth
     
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  3. Billy Brown

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    Take this off your list. No animal can do that.
     
  4. Mr Sinister

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    Yes
     
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    where did all the funny threads go?
     
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    Never said it was an animal thing but let's face it, plants don't have much going for them
     
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    Breaking out of a cocoon as a based butterfly would be pretty baller too.
     
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    I thought you were going with the superman angle.
     
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    I'd also like to shit on cars and humans heads from the air. Stinging would be cool too. Giving a swimmer the death roll as a gator would be exciting.
     
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    Was Superman part plant? :bigthink
     
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    I've decided being a bird of prey is the best non-human existence on earth.
     
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    Nice thread, asshole...
     
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    I'm pretty sure he got his powers from Earth's yellow sun.
     
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    i'd like to be a vulture for one day. fly and soar all over the place and when i got hungry, just swoop down and munch on a dead rabbit or deer. what a fuckin lazy life. :cheer:
     
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    Never
     
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    Post #16 and no guy has bragged that he actually has a horse cock. Are you all asleep or something?
     
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    I know why white men generally have smaller dicks than black men.
     
  18. Napoleon V2

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    Care to enlighten us?
     
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    i've managed to do the last item on the list quite nicely, thank you
     
  20. Mur

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    Its the extra bone. :fil: