Do you ever rum ove the rumble strips on the highway

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    because they make your balls feel good?
     
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    its the only thing that can get my wife moist in the pants. Well that and cake with bacon on it. @Sea Slob
     
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    my shocks are fucked
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    I knew I wasn't the only one
     
  5. gwartney

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    I drive a Ford and a Cadillac. The suspensions can handle the rumble strips very well unlike a certain brand of cars made in a communist regime.
     
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    Only when the family is asleep and I yell oh fuck.
    The kids love that prank
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Does it make your moobs jiggle too?

    :bm:
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Same.

    I also like when someone has their hand out an open window so I can hit the button to put it up while yelling. Freaks them out.
     
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    I'm taking a dump.
     
  10. Sea Slob

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    God dammit doc let me complete my morning shit in peace :mad:
     
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  11. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    :lo5:
     
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    what does it smell like?
     
  13. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    @Braxton Miller 's career
     
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    Too far and its not even 8am yet :nojj:
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    ewwww
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They're not made in North Korea!
     
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    Just look at that title.:jj::facepalm:

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  18. gwartney

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    That's what they want you to think.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    you racist!

     
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    Do you make this request on test drives?