Do you ever shit black and ponder...

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  1. WillyBest

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    ...what is my poop trying to tell me?

    http://gizmodo.com/what-your-poop-is-trying-to-tell-you-1564158256

    • Black: Black stool is a surprisingly common side effect and can be caused from anything from a night of binging on black licorice and Guinness, to your iron supplement regimen, to ingesting large amounts of bismuth subsalicylate aka Pepto-Bismol. This happens when the bismuth subsalicylate combines with trace amounts of sulphur in your saliva to form bismuth sulfide, a highly insoluble black salt that can stain the tongue and stool jet black. Luckily, it is a temporary condition. However, black stool may also be an indicator of bleeding in the upper gastrointestinal tract, caused potentially by an ulcer or tumor. This bloody stool will often take on a tar-like appearance and smell horrible, so if you suddenly poop a poop that's black and sticky and smells like something crawled up there to die but haven't spent the last 16 hours at the pub, see your doctor.
     
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    It's about getting your ass a check.
     
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    Tells me I took Pepto Bismol.
     
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    What color was your poop today, Mike?
     
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    If you eat too many Boston market brownies this happens.

    I know from experience. :oops:
     
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    Light brown
     
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    Blood sausage makes my poop black and heinous.
     
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    That happens to me the morning after I nail one of these

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    Light Brown: Congratulations, you have porphyria. :eek:
     
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    Blood sausage in your pooper will do that too
     
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    Wutwut in the butt
     
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    Mine was bloody red but I attributed it to the red velvet whoopie pies I ate last night.
     
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    [​IMG] :hersh:
     
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    I ate the Angriest Whopper and I had regular poop instead of red, I was kind of upset.
     
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    What did your parents call poop when you were little? I need information.
     
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    Caca.
     
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    ^^spinoff genius.
     
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    • Red: Another symptom that could be deadly or could be nothing is bright red stool. Red stool is fairly common, often instigated by natural and artificial food colorings found in beets, cranberries, tomato juice, red gelatin, and drink mixes (ie Kool-Aid). But stool with bright red spotting or free floating bands of fresh blood are a sign of bleeding in the lower intestinal tract brought about by a case of hemorrhoids.
     
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    I ate beets and pooped red for a week!