Do you ever stay home and cry because girls give you anxiety?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I match with girls on tinder, but when I have to talk to them, I piss my pants and burst into tears. Where the fuck is Dawg???
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    All the time.

    So, what I like to do is beat off to needy whores on Reddit and post here.
     
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  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    of course
     
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    life is hard, Page
     
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    No, I'm not gay.
     
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    Keep trying brother :cool:
     
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    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    I have before but not in many years
    Does not feel good
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Gary, this is the SADDEST thread I have ever seen in the creation of the internet. Will you please get some fucking pills already? :facepalm:
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Did you stop jerking off into a sock long enough to find that gif, you bunch of fucking grapes?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    FUCK YOU KOC!! :jj:
     
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    Wait a goddamn fucking minute :what:
     
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    Totally got me
    God damn it
    I was only joshing in my response, guys
     
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    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    Please believe me
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    I cry because I don't match with ANY tinder girls. :bigcry:
     
  19. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Ive...gotten nervous when I attempt to hit on cute girls, but no nothing as extreme as crying and urinating in my pants Gare. That's some serious therapy ya need there. And km not trying to pick on you. That's a bit odd.
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Don't worry about it. I'm starting a 12 week fitness transformation soon.