Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BaddFunn, Dec 5, 2015.
Who does that?! I just take a big dump right on the scale like a normal person.
I wish I had a scale right now. I feel a tonnage record Coming on.
On the reg.
Impressive colon capacity. Any help packing it in like that?
Yep. Pretty much every Friday morning.
Not before and after, though.
I went out to dinner last night.
Chilean Sea Bass
Bottle of wine
Damn, that's some fine dining right there.
You guys should try it.
It's a blast
Imma invent a toilet that tells you your weight as you shit.
See me on Shark Tank soon.
OMG that's fucking brilliant!
I can tell that after a bowl filling brown snake I get lighter on my feet.
I don't own a scale as my body weight does not fluctuate more than a few pounds throughout the year.
I got a killer set of genes, Thanks Mom/Pop's
I had a bowl of Cream of Wheat for breakfast this morning and just gave birth a few minutes ago. No scales were used but it was a real colon cleaner.
Damn, missed opportunity. I just sat down and started to pinch a loaf when I clicked this thread. Next time... fo sho.