Do you ever weigh yourself before and then immediately after shitting?

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  1. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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  2. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Who does that?! I just take a big dump right on the scale like a normal person.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    That's unsanitary. :fil:
     
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    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Fascinating.
     
  6. Chrisboom

    Chrisboom Well-Known Member

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    No shit..? :c
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I wish I had a scale right now. I feel a tonnage record Coming on.
     
  8. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    On the reg.
     
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    Impressive colon capacity. Any help packing it in like that?
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    No.
     
  11. Mack

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    Yep. Pretty much every Friday morning.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not before and after, though.
     
  13. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I went out to dinner last night.

    Shrimp Dumplings
    Fire Shrimp
    Calamari
    Chilean Sea Bass
    Birthday Cake
    Bottle of wine

    No pics
     
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    Damn, that's some fine dining right there.
     
  15. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    You guys should try it.

    It's a blast :c
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Imma invent a toilet that tells you your weight as you shit.
    See me on Shark Tank soon.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    OMG that's fucking brilliant!




    <---Angel investor
     
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  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I can tell that after a bowl filling brown snake I get lighter on my feet.
    I don't own a scale as my body weight does not fluctuate more than a few pounds throughout the year.
    I got a killer set of genes, Thanks Mom/Pop's
     
  19. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I had a bowl of Cream of Wheat for breakfast this morning and just gave birth a few minutes ago. No scales were used but it was a real colon cleaner. :slick:
     
  20. 3DawlersAPiLL

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    Damn, missed opportunity. I just sat down and started to pinch a loaf when I clicked this thread. Next time... fo sho.