Do you ever wish you were gay, because dealing with womens is so crazy and shit?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    No, I don't want the beef bus all parked up my ass, but damn, women can be a real pain in the ass, too. :derp:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    You rubberneck at urinals?
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Only at my own, so as to not piss on the floor. :grad:
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    If there was no such thing as sex I'd be gay
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    you can always be the one doing the shoving . why do straight guys think that turning gay means taking it in the ass you should be the one doing the fucking what kind of man are you?
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    The game is afoot.
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Mario what role do you like more, top or bottom?
     
  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I liked getting fucked but if they are younger around twenty one or so I do like fingering aned fucking them for the violating factor. Im not boring in bed but I do like when the guy dominates or tops.
     
  9. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    So do you trade off or are you allways taking it
     
  10. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Most guys I date do not want me any where near their ass. They do the fucking they make that clear and I have no problem with it. Some of the guys even have girlfriends that I hook up with.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    non-threatening male
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Nevermind, I will continue dealing with crazy womens. :facepalm:

    ;)
     
  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Oh sure then I could be rejected twice as much......:nojj:
     
  15. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    J/K bro, keep doing what you do. :pimp:
     
  16. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You ever wish you were gay, so you could GET chicks? :c

    (If you skip to 1:20 you'll totally miss all the gay stuff)

    [video=youtube;Zyv84NeZXKI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyv84NeZXKI[/video]
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    women are fookin nuts & my goal is to get thro life w/o killing one
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    This. That's why I have a cat instead of yearning for the beef bus. And no, I don't fuck him...women are weird..
     
  19. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    what is going on with this chick of yours? holy threads.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Have you sucked more or less cocks than Chriza?