Do you ever wish you were gay, because dealing with womens is so crazy and shit?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    No, I don't want the beef bus all parked up my ass, but damn, women can be a real pain in the ass, too. :derp:
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    You rubberneck at urinals?
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Only at my own, so as to not piss on the floor. :grad:
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    If there was no such thing as sex I'd be gay
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    you can always be the one doing the shoving . why do straight guys think that turning gay means taking it in the ass you should be the one doing the fucking what kind of man are you?
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    The game is afoot.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Mario what role do you like more, top or bottom?
     
  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I liked getting fucked but if they are younger around twenty one or so I do like fingering aned fucking them for the violating factor. Im not boring in bed but I do like when the guy dominates or tops.
     
  9. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    So do you trade off or are you allways taking it
     
  10. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Most guys I date do not want me any where near their ass. They do the fucking they make that clear and I have no problem with it. Some of the guys even have girlfriends that I hook up with.
     
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    non-threatening male
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Nevermind, I will continue dealing with crazy womens. :facepalm:

    ;)
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Oh sure then I could be rejected twice as much......:nojj:
     
  15. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    J/K bro, keep doing what you do. :pimp:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You ever wish you were gay, so you could GET chicks? :c

    (If you skip to 1:20 you'll totally miss all the gay stuff)

    [video=youtube;Zyv84NeZXKI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyv84NeZXKI[/video]
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    women are fookin nuts & my goal is to get thro life w/o killing one
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    This. That's why I have a cat instead of yearning for the beef bus. And no, I don't fuck him...women are weird..
     
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    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    what is going on with this chick of yours? holy threads.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Have you sucked more or less cocks than Chriza?