Entertainment Do you find happiness at the bottom of a glass?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I know I do :beer:
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I'm happy when I'm drunk, but the hangovers make me depressed as fuck
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I started drinking Jager again recently. I remember why I stopped. Always feel like shit the next day
     
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    If by glass you mean your wife's pussy
     
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    Ya. At the bottom of my wife's pussy
     
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    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk...
     
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    Truth
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Seems like you'd be sad when the glass was empty.
     
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    Nope. I just refill it
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    The upside keeps getting shorter and the downside keeps getting longer.:depressed:
     
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    That's what a pussy looks like to you? Have you ever seen one? :jj:
     
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    @MrsShivvy
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes. :shucks:

    Especially if the glass looks like this :c
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    Or this:
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    yeah , the problem is i made everyone else miserable
     
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    I only find old high school class rings and bits of vegetables there
     
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