do you fuck with fellow drivers?

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  1. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I do. :D

    If you are too close to my bumper, I spray my window cleaner a bunch of times, which gets on your car cuz you're too close to my car.

    And then you have to turn on your wipers. and I'm all :hhh:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I tailgate when I'm low on wiper fluid.
     
  3. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    That's just asking for bad karma.

    I just curse society under my breath and wish the Black Plague upon my enemies while I drive around town :wd:
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I pull out my .38 and show em what's up
     
  5. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hahaha!
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    No. I drive on the sidewalk.
     
  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    keep in mind... i drive at a decent click...

    but when I'm going 5 miles over the speed limit and i'm in the RH lane... and I got a car that's on my bumper... :evil:
     
  8. Billy Brown

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    :haha:
     
  9. gearhead

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    Nah, most drivers here are armed.
     
  10. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I had a friend that used to drive around w/ a hatchet under his seat that he used to hold in the window, as he passed and stared at drivers that either cut him off or drove to slow. That shit wouldn't fly in the age of cell phones.

    I've been driving 300-500 miles a week. Last week was high, about 750. I don't care enough about other drivers to fuck with them. I want to get to where I need to and then get the fuck home.
     
  11. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's SO very wrong but SO funny! ;)
     
  12. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    great idea... reps !!!

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  13. tomtom

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    I had a girl, upset that I was only going 10 over the speed limit, tailgate me for miles, when she finally passed me and my then 13 year old son in her ford escort she had an infant in the backseat, she flipped me off then she cut in front of me and with disregard for my safety, her safety or her infant's safety she locked up her brakes. I stood on mine and barely missed rear ending her. She then drove away with her finger out the window. I called the police of course they didn't want to do anything.

    I also had a guy cut my wife off, when she beeped he stood on the brakes. I was right behind her. I followed the guy and when he stopped at a shop he owned I got out and got into a fight. Got in a little trouble but it is all good.
    People suck.
     
  14. reno

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    I think she was behind me on my way to work this morning.
     
  15. Ridic Too2

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    I don't, but sometimes my personal driver Sedrick messes with people.
     
  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    same here,thats why i also have a gun in the car.
     
  17. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    I'll wave a fist at a shitty driver. I don't like driving my classics on the freeway but if I do it's always on the slow lane at decent speed any punk rear ends me and we're scrapping for sure
     
  18. nazdrowie

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    A few years back, I received a letter from the provincial police for "weaving in and out of traffic, and giving the finger to other motorists". apparently, you can call the police here and accuse anybody of doing anything on the road, and they send what I guess can be called a "warning". it is not a ticket or notice to appear anywhere, but they do try to get suckers to follow up on these letters by giving you a contact number. if you should ever receive one of these notices, just have a good laugh about it and disregard.
     
  19. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    NO. a car is not a toy.
     
  20. Markijuano

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    Canader