Do you get creeped out when yer dog watches you masturbate?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stevie, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I kinda do





    :jerk:




    :mutt:




    :ew:
     
  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    My dog died three years ago asshole
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    20 bucks...give or take fer doggie rigormortis
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...shock collar
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    mine died two weeks ago dickwad
     
  7. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    No. My cat is a willing audience though. Fur against the ankle is a buzzkill
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Still feels like two weeks ago for me. I loved that dog :tears:
     
  9. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I bet your dog is more creeped out about it
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I just looked at the card my vet sent me, they made a paw print with Heathcliff's paw on the card :bigcry:
     
  11. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I am so sorry to hear that Mlaw. Nice of them to do the paw print. :bigcry:
     
  12. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Get the right dog and you wont need a towel for the clean up.
     
  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    That's so sad and sweet. I got a condolence card in the mail when we took Gizmo my rabbit to the small and exotic animal clinic to handle it. It was thoughtful, but difficult.

    My guys all got cremations, its always so weird to pick out the urn when your sad, leaving them there, getting the ashes back. It stirs up a lot of emotions.
     
  14. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I ask Elvis to look away. :c
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    thanks

    I'm not looking forward to it
     
  16. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    As far as the OP. She goes up where I put her for the night when any kind of action happens.

    Before I found Sweetie and got married, I was with a guy and he was dog-sitting for an ex that he was on good terms with. When we were getting it on, the dog kept trying to hop in the bed relentlessly. I guess it was used to sleeping with her and set in its ways. It was awkward and hilarious and frustrating.
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    Was that your first 3 way?
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You got him cremated?
     
  19. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I've never had a solid three way. I messed around with a girl who was my friend and her boyfriend, it didn't go "all the way". No dog in the room either.
     
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