WTF Do you get "excited" when you get a regular massage? (no happy ending) (pole)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Santori, Jul 7, 2016.

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Get wood or wet from reg. massage?

Poll closed Aug 6, 2016.
  1. Yes

    35.0%
  2. No

    65.0%
  1. Santori

    Santori Piece of Shit Gold

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    Do you get wood/wet when getting a good massage?

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    Santori Piece of Shit Gold

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    I wish I didn't so that's why I just have my GF massage me :bwah:
     
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    May all your endings be happy!
     
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    I get deep tissue. it hurts too much to get excited
     
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    Santori Piece of Shit Gold

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    I tried to think of my grandmother on the toilet seat but it didn't work.
     
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    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Homo or non-homo?
     
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    Sal?
     
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  10. Santori

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    either or :dontknow:
     
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    Only when it's YOU massaging me. :marx:
     
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    I've never had a massage, true story.
     
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    Me, neither :dontknow:
     
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    Me neither. I definitely don't want a dude rubbing me and I honestly can't see myself not being able to block out certain...feelings...if a chick was doing it.
     
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    Pole
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    I never get massages that don't end in my happiness
     
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    Poll option #3 - who bothers getting a "regular" massage these days?
     
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    Go for it, you'll love it especially an Asian massage
     
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    heyy-now! :party:
     
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    any stories?
     
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