DO you guys ever get tired of wanting Pussy 24/7? I mean is it a curse?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    DO you guys ever get tired of wanting Pussy 24/7? I mean is it a curse?

    O mean I was hanging out with my friend and his diabetic 84 year old father who had to have a leg cut off due to the disease. And every time a hot chick would walk by the old guy would hoot. I mean I am getting older yet I have pussy on my mind 24/7. Is there something fucking wrong with me? Are you guys the same? I mean What the fuck.
     
  2. Big Bad Booey

    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
    Aldous Huxley
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yes different pussy....been fucking the same one for five years:madsex:
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Never. Next question.
     
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    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    Been to a titty bar lately? The last time I went to one I had this big-titted dancer begging me to take her to the "back" for $500. She said "I need dick." And she wouldn't stop squeezing my nipples over my shirt for some reason. She had some pretty raunchy breath, but perfect tits. I didn't take her up on her offer, but I thought about it.

    I do have a hooker who blows me if I'm really, really hard up. There's a reason backpage is so active.
     
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  8. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    i'm 60. i still have to release the poison a few times a week.


    i joked about how it will be nice when i don't get horny anymore. i was on a new med and it stopped working for 2 weeks. i will never joke about that again.

    never. :nooo:



    :bigcry:
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Sure beats thinking about sweaty man-ass 24-7. :dance:
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Doopy do! Gold

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    Awww.

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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    There's nothing better in life than a sexy woman.

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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    You stopped growing!
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Stupid ass.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I do cuz i never get any :(
     
  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    I'm 61,
    same gal for me going on 38 years.
     
  17. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    The sub group of homo sapiens that tired of looking for pussy are extinct.
     
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  18. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Yeah, I find when I reelase the poison I can think more clearly.
     
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    Box of Rox Very Unstable Genius VIP

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    How big is your cock?
     
  20. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Yes! I'm absolutely sick of it. Who needs it.