Do You Have a Crush on a Porn Star?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    A few weeks ago, Howard was teasing JD about his crush on porn star Lisa Ann.

    Do any of you have a crush on a porn star? By "crush" I mean you have feelings for her, not just wanting to fuck her. Wanting to be with her. Of course, this is just fantasy because most porn stars are fucked in the head in real life and don't look half as good without makeup, but lets pretend anyway.

    I will start.

    My porn star crush is 52 year old Penny Porsche.

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    She has all natural F-cups, a great ass, no tattoos (very important to me) and has a very pretty face. This picture does not really do her justice. There's aren't a lot of clips of her on the web, as she didn't get into porn until she was 43.

    You?
     
  2. Eddie Blake

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    Yeah - THEY'RE the ones fucked in the head...
     
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    Bibbi jones. Mmmmm
     
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    A man can dream, can't he?
     
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    Can't say that I have. I'm one of those weird people who see pornstars as nothing more than worthless, filthy, disease-riddled whores who were put on this planet for no other reason than to motivate me while I'm slapping the salami.
     
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    crushes are for civilians
     
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    I think Riley Reid is just swell, but jeez I've seen her take so many huge goopy loads- the word "crush" is something from 8th grade, when you're trying to muster the courage to do something like talk to a girl- not blast a load on her, that's just...downright putting the cart before the re-Goddamn horse.
     
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    Tera Patrick
     
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    I have a few "go to" girls, but to me they are all cum dumpsters. I ain't got no girly crush on any of them.
     
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    Jenna Haze is pretty darn cute...

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    classic gummy smile porn star look, so close but so far
     
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    Brandi Rose. No pic.
     
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    Sophie Dee.
     
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    Eve the Queefer
     
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    Any 'feelings' you have for a porn star that don't originate in your cock head are wrong.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Seriously...a "crush"? Might as well rename this thread fucking loser roll call - check in here. :facepalm: