Do you have a friend who lies?

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  1. baltimore mike

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    I have a buddy who has had about 20 raises this year also told me they were going to be in the front row or a concert but little did he know his wife posted a vid on facebook and they were not even on the floor :nocheer: not sure why he tells these fibs even if they were true I wouldn't give a fuck.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Stern related because all he does is lie!
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm an officer of the court. I never lie.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I could say yes, but then I'd be lying.
     
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    I think some people are so concerned with what others think of them that they feel they have no other choice rather than to extend the truth. I never had a friend like that but I did have a friend that always liked to talk about himself or his family in such a way that it made me REALLY not give a fuck about wanting to hang out with him anymore. And it wasn't even like him or his family did something remarkable. He just talked about his shit ALL THE TIME. Got to be super annoying.

    I say tell your friend to get fucked and tell him you are gonna give him a call - but don't. Teach him a thing or two about telling stories.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    This thread is a lie
     
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    Pathological liar. Had two friends like that. Lying about stupid shit. No reason other than to lie.
     
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    He also tells me all his cars are paid for his house will be paid soon etc etc
     
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    I have know him since we were kids always been this way
     
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    I have been around those people, sports teams , co workers. The one ups, the lies....I don't usually keep them as friends. Acquaintance yes not friends..
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    Liars are the lowest of the low.
    They selfishly decide what they feel you want to hear, and feed it to you.

    To choose to remain friends with a liar, means you are getting a steady diet of shit....yum.

    No thanks.
     
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    Call him out. Say "hey, I thought you were front row". Granted he will probably just come up with a lie
     
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    the lie is mike has friends
     
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    I do. He once told me he was swimming in the ocean and a navy seal popped up and said that he (my friend) is a great swimmer and if he could swim to the farthest marker and back then he could be a navy seal.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    The guy who said you had a dick and were not a cuckold lied . Thanks mike kind regards


    Ps the guy who said the ravens would beat the broncos lied as well
     
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    That was true. I was the navy seal.
     
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    As soon as you hear wawawawawawaawa before the sentence run for cover. = bull shit
     
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    I used to work with a guy like that. He'd take stories that happened to someone else and retell them with himself as the main character. One time he told me a story about himself that he apparently forgot had actually happened to ME. Everyone at work was on to him, but he was a nice guy and a great co-worker so we never called him out.
     
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