do you have animals with odd proclivities?

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    My pit HATES brooms, mops, and vacuums. A lot.

    I've noticed he makes a mess and then sits staring intently at the broom closet waiting anxiously for his next foe. :mad:

    So far his kill total includes:

    2 vacuum cleaners

    2 brooms

    1 mop

    1 floor swiffer
     
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    Sounds like a very aggressive pit.

    Shocking. :coffee:

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    I like your dog Mack
     
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    Cool, you should start sending money to support his vacuum habit.
     
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    you've got nothing to fear unless you break into my house to clean my floors.
     
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    My chihuahua hates it when I stick slim Jim's in his ass for my own amusement. (at least he pretends like he hates it but something tells me he secretly likes it)
     
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    my dog rubs all the skin/fur of his face he wont stop no matter what :idk:
     
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    Take it easy, i don't want to bang him
     
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    I miss my Chihuahua. :( I'd blow farts in him armpits and he'd bite the living fuck out of me.
     
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    Schmooly liked his penis.
     
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    I'll bring extra brooms and set up a play ground in your backyard full of cleaning supplies for the dog to go after.:woah:

    Meanwhile I clean! :schmoopy:
     
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    Good kicking dogs. Little fuckers can catch some air and always come back for more
     
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    I'd glove up with socks on my hands and we'd go to war. :)

    Probably the most loved dog we've ever had. I love them little faggots and I'll have another when the wound heals.
     
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    My Lab/Border Collie mix has lots... he basically hates anything that makes loud/sudden noises. If pots and pans clang together as you're getting one to cook, he leaves the kitchen with his tail between his legs.
    If you shake a plastic shopping bag, same reaction.

    He retreats from the vacuum but doesn't get aggressive toward it.

    He DOES however go nuts if you purse your lips and suck in, making a high-pitched squeaking sound... kind of a reverse whistle but not as loud. He'll go nuts. He'll start barking and lunging at you. (He's never bitten- but he seems like he wants to).

    Now my Husky... nothing phases him.






    I miss having them every day. Very much. :(
     
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    Squirrel fucking hates brooms
     
  18. Mack

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    One issue I can for see with Gus is any neighbor with a broom or a rake will surely be wanting to play (in his mind).

    This could end up sucking.
     
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    My boxer has chewed up every hat I leave out (the Phillies' ones are with particular viciousness) and the pissy little puggle eats candles. Not good for her shits.
     
  20. Mack

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    Gus just chews the knob off of the top and then he's done with them.