Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Czech, Jul 8, 2013.
i simply arrive at the appropriate time, thats all.
If it's a red-eye I get shitfaced on liquor and pills then take a huge piss before I board.
I take 2 airsick pills, get my ipod and magazines/book ready so I don't have to pull them out while people are waiting to get past me in the plane.
I try to scope out the real fat people waiting to board and make a silent curse on them to keep them from sitting beside me.
hide my drugs (rectally, if you must know)
its always entertaining to watch fatties struggle, then i think to myself "they should of thought about that when they were eating for a nation."
Bloody Mary and THC Food.
I also knock on the side of the plane when I enter
I hear that's the quickest way to catch a buzz.
I say the Hail Mary over and over until the plane is at cruising altitude.
Use the bathroom before I board and nap.
yeah, i stay off of planes
i always buy the pilots a drink in the aeroport lounge
i go to the red carpet room and fall asleep till boarding.
I have an intense fear of flying since the birth of my children. I have so many rituals, it's redic
I take two Dramamine an hour before takeoff, then another two a half hour later.
Also I like to have some booze.
I buy 2 over priced drinks once I get thru security and I put them in my backpack. 1 water and 1 diet dew.
Flying dries me out and I cant be bothered waiting on the air whore with that damn cart.
My preflight ritual is that I drive wherever I need to go. Easy enough.
I raid the duty free and stock up on minis/mickeys and pop. If it's domestic I drink at a bar. I buy one or two crappy magazines I wouldn't normally buy. on the plane I put my shit under the seat in front, never use the bins. at takeoff I say a quick prayer for us to get there safe. I have no idea why I do that but I send it out to any beings that may have influence over my safe arrival other than the humans.
I get little sleep the night before
I always wear jeans, no shorts or skirts, in case of fire. I count the number of rows to an exit. Then I take a Xanax, followed by red wine, if available.