do you have any pre-flight rituals?

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  1. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    i simply arrive at the appropriate time, thats all.
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If it's a red-eye I get shitfaced on liquor and pills then take a huge piss before I board.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I take 2 airsick pills, get my ipod and magazines/book ready so I don't have to pull them out while people are waiting to get past me in the plane.

    I try to scope out the real fat people waiting to board and make a silent curse on them to keep them from sitting beside me.
     
  4. wicked smaaaht

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    hide my drugs (rectally, if you must know)
     
  5. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    its always entertaining to watch fatties struggle, then i think to myself "they should of thought about that when they were eating for a nation."
     
  6. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Bloody Mary and THC Food.

    I also knock on the side of the plane when I enter
     
  7. gwartney

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    :thumbup: I hear that's the quickest way to catch a buzz.
     
  8. Ridic Too

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    I say the Hail Mary over and over until the plane is at cruising altitude.
     
  9. tomtom

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    Use the bathroom before I board and nap.
     
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    yeah, i stay off of planes
     
  11. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    i always buy the pilots a drink in the aeroport lounge
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    i go to the red carpet room and fall asleep till boarding.
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

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    I have an intense fear of flying since the birth of my children. I have so many rituals, it's redic :facepalm:
     
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    I take two Dramamine an hour before takeoff, then another two a half hour later.

    Also I like to have some booze.
     
  15. Bubbleguts420

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    I buy 2 over priced drinks once I get thru security and I put them in my backpack. 1 water and 1 diet dew.
    Flying dries me out and I cant be bothered waiting on the air whore with that damn cart.
     
  16. Lemmy

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    :wub:
     
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    My preflight ritual is that I drive wherever I need to go. Easy enough.
     
  18. acagirl98

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    I raid the duty free and stock up on minis/mickeys and pop. If it's domestic I drink at a bar. I buy one or two crappy magazines I wouldn't normally buy. on the plane I put my shit under the seat in front, never use the bins. at takeoff I say a quick prayer for us to get there safe. I have no idea why I do that but I send it out to any beings that may have influence over my safe arrival other than the humans.
     
  19. Gas Face

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    I get little sleep the night before
     
  20. Just Peachy

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    I always wear jeans, no shorts or skirts, in case of fire. I count the number of rows to an exit. Then I take a Xanax, followed by red wine, if available.