Do you have any questions about movies?

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  1. Nurse Remulak

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    I've been on set in film and television for nearly 20 years.. thought it would be fun to shoot the shit about some technical or behind-the-scenes stuff you may have wondered while watching movies.. so here's your chance. The first thing I wanna say is that it is anything but glamorous, that's total bullshit. It can be a ton of fun some days - (when your blowing something up, or big car chases, or shootouts..) But 95% of the time it's like any other job, you show up, do your job, go home.. (except I watch fucking overpaid morons people play dress-up and talk.)

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    Go to hell stupid faggot bitch
     
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    why do the guys wear condoms when they end up spooging in the girl's mouth anyways?
     
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    does the Key Grip do what I think he does? :jerk:
     
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    Don't sugar-coat it.. What are you trying to say? :D

    Never worked on any pornos.. only features.. and never did a sex scene that ever involved a condom.. But I did do a three day "closed set" sex scene where the actress FUCKING HATED the actor she had to do the scene with. So every day she ate a bowl of tuna and onions from craft service on her way to set.. just to fuck with the guy.
     
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    I wish you'd been working on the set of Twilight Zone the Movie during the helicopter crash and it landed on you and severed your stupid gay ugly smelly shit filled head!
     
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    i would definitely trade this poster for Vic Morrow
     
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    How many times do you apply merkins on set?

    Why does JJ Abrams use so much fucking lens flare? We get it that he is trying to emulate the anamorphic widescreen look but ease up on it.
     
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    in the movie roadhouse was patrick swayze character Dutch based on a real life bouncer?
     
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    Grips are responsible for the movement of the camera and any rigging that needs to be done. They build the dolly tracks, light stands, anything that needs to be constructed that lights or camera go on - (cranes, lifts, zoom booms, process vehicles..) The "Key" is the boss dude in that department.. the "Best Boy" is his next in command. They usually have better weed than the Electrics. ;)
     
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    I liked in Bad News Bears when he smacked the shit out of his kid
     
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    Has a scene ever had to be reshot because someone farted audibly?
     
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    And the kid was Eddie from the tv show "Courtship of Eddie's Father" with Bill Bixby as Eddie's father. Great show.
     
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    Fluffer.
     
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    Have you ever had to perform the duties of "The Fluffer"?
     
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    Continue to not tell us names, or add ANYTHING that would make this borefest wemotely intawesting.

    ROR
     
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    i think Harry Nillson sang the theme
     
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    :jj:
     
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    What's Corey Haim really like?