Do you have any rituals or routines??

for example..every morning after my cup of coffee I have an atomic fireball.

When I scroll through the interactive tv guide I always start at the first HD channel.

 

When I see a new poster on the forum I greet them warmly

 

I poop before I shower.

 

I have a V-8 before my coffee.

 

that's a good practice..chicks don't dig dingleberries.

 

I used to jerk off right when I got up and would not feel right all day if I didn't bust a nut but now that I am older I stopped doing that.

 

I always drink 2 beers when playing poker...puts me in the perfect mindset.

 

I don't but we have a guy here that eats the same exact thing for breakfast (banana, pop tart and strawberry milk) and lunch (cheesburger, fries and dr. pepper) every fucking day. I have no idea what he eats for dinner but I'm almost positive it's McDonalds.....just like his lunch.

He is OCD like a motherfucker.

The dude is 40 years old!

 

I always smoke weed when I go skiing. Then I hit up this place every time on the drive home.

 

we had a guy kind of like that..he ate Hot Pockets everyday for lunch

 

I have some medicated shampoo so I brush my teeth in the shower to give myself something to do while I am waiting to rinse.

 

does it tingle?

 

I take a long ass time to brush my teeth and floss [ladies: ]

 

I'm obsessive about making sure the stove is off. I check it everytime I pass it.

 

Brushing your teeth for too long is bad.

 

when I J.O. in the a.m., I'm tired the rest of the day and don't get anything done

 

one day i lost my cat. ive been hunting for him ever since

 

the dentist always tells me how pristine my teeth and gums are