Do you have body odor? How often do you shower?

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  1. dawg

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    I was in 7-11 a while ago and this guy walks in with a tank top and shorts. Stunk to high heaven! I bet he hasnt showered all summer. What makes people think this is ok?

    I want to fucking puke!
     
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    No.:wtf:
    At least twice a day.
     
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    was he of Indian extraction?

    I went in a rest room after an Indian gentleman and it smelled of stale curry and body odor.

    not an attempt to be racist, just real.
     
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    In the morning, daily. Will sometimes shower a second time if I've sweated excessively
     
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    No, this was your everyday white guy. He didnt look weird in any particular way besides he smelled like the walking dead.
     
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    Yes.

    3 times a week.
     
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    Hello Dave!
     
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    I don't stink and I don't have to wear deodorant.
     
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    I smell of Dove & Weed. :cool:

    My OCD compels me to take at-least two showers a day. :grad:

    A lot of Indians strictly bathe in oils. Hence the funk. :grad:
     
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    I shower as much as necessary to feel clean and not smelly. If I just go to work and come home and putter around, then once a day. If it's a day where I do stuff after my morning shower that makes me dirty/sweaty, it'll be 2 or 3 times.

    I do have the occasional day off, or rainy/snowy weekend day where I just lay around and fester in my own funk, but I'd never ever leave the house like that. :c
     
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    I was too lazy to put your mop head on that IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    sup stinky
     
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    Hey, Dawg!!!

    Best night of the whole week, followed by the best day of the whole week. :cheer:
     
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    If I ever get like this Schmoop, please travel to my house and kill me. Thanks in advance :wigtip:
     
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    Most people who stink don't even know it. No deodorant??????:puke:
     
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    I get complimented all the time about how nice I smell, considering how much I ride and workout. :dancin:
     
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    Well I guess you win. Wanna cookie??? :coffee:

    :c
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    But....I don't know where you live, Clark.
     
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    Texas people problems :facepalm: