Do you have old ass parents who refuse to text?

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I swear I want to punch this nigga. I just need a few answers and I don't want to talk on the fucking phone. If motherfucker doesn't want to talk to me he should just say so. :fil:
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    According to Sammy, Mlaw doesn't
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    my cousin, one year older than me, cannot figure out how to text. her daughter (34 yrs old) has been trying to teach her to use an ipad for more than a year now. everyone else in the family texts me, but for her i have to use the phone. other than business calls, she is the only voice calls i make.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I hate talking on the phone. I make an exception for my mother because she won't text but everyone else can fuck off. If they can't text they are dead to me.
     
  5. Splash

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    Referring to your bad as "motherfucker" is all balls. Not JV
     
  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    He fucked my mom, therefore he is a motherfucker. :coffee:
     
  7. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I know, hence the awesome compliment i gave you
     
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    Lol, i spelled dad bad
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :rofl:
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Texting is for fags.

    Why you want your folks to be fags like you?
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You say that because you're in my dad's age demo.
     
  12. doughhead63

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    My dad would have to text me from his grave, and, I doubt my mom could figure how to send a text, as she can barely dial a phone these days; she is 88 years old, though.
     
  13. stripes

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    my grandma died about 10yrs ago & was still renting her old big heavy rotary from at&t or whatever the local phone co was...monthly rent on the bill. how many times did she pay for that fucker?
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    so is my dad, wanna hook them up?
     
  15. Tigger Please

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    I'm in the car a lot. If someone just wants to BS they can call. I can't text and drive.
     
  16. gwartney

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    I am an old ass parent and I text.
     
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    Great thread, #10.

    This didn't turn ultra-depressing and shit.
     
  18. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't have a lot of patience for a full-blown text conversation, or IM, or any of that because my brain works faster than what can transpire by typing. If it is something that can be done briefly, that's fine, but if it is an involved discussion just call already.
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Yep. Other than discussing doughhead63 and Mlaw's dead pappies this thread has been mostly positive.
     
  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :jj:

    My father refuses to buy a cellphone.

    Not even a flip phone.