Do you have, or are you cognizant of, a favorite type of flatulent tone?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I'm particularly fond of the ones that start off with a sharp "pop", and then finish off with the sound of a flapping, rapidly deflating balloon...


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    the airy ones with a lot of treble
     
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    The ones that sound like the intro to "Highway to Hell"
     
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    the tri-tone
     
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    Or the funnel, which starts off deep baritone and ends with a high pitched flourish.
     
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    Mine sounds like one of this little paper New Year's horns that unfurl when you blow in them. All festive and happy like that, too!
     
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    Deep Beef
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Those are very rare & highly coveted
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Those tend to be a bit of a let down.. Especially if it lacks bass
     
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    I can do Cash's "Ring of Fire" like a mariachi.
     
  11. Tigger Please

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    [video=youtube;itwbs-AQrjI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itwbs-AQrjI[/video]

    I'm rehearsing for my "America's Got Talent" audition. I'm going to be puffing out an epic rendition of Jethro Tull's "Bouree"
     
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    The ones that sound like a softball size hole in an airplane at 20,000 feet
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    That's one of God's little gifts right there.