Do you have sex in front of your debt?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    And how much debt do you have?
     
  2. DogStar69

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    No and not much.





    first :dadance:
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

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    Oh shit, now Dawg is doing it. :nooo:
     
  4. nserafini

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    My credit rating makes her wet like Victoria Falls in anticipation .......
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    yes I've wiped away my jizz with my Mastercard bill
     
  6. dawg

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    :lol:
     
  7. DogStar69

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    One time at band camp I stuck a debit card up my ass. :dontknow:
     
  8. Dream Theater

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    I swipe my debit card between the bitches pussy lips so it is considered a business transaction. This way I can't be accused of rape.
     
  9. DogStar69

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    and you can write it off as an expense.
     
  10. DogStar69

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    I bet you hear "declined" a lot.
     
  11. Maschine Zeit

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    my escorts don't take credit. :)
     
  12. Teeney

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    Sex is what got you out of debt.
     
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    this is where everybody lies about their debt and credit scores :jj:
     
  15. RenchFries

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    I haven't had sex in several months.

    I'm around 1.5K in the red on my bank account. I just moved into a new place, which cost a lot of money. I'll probably catch up in a month or two.

    Oh, and there's the 16K of college debt.
     
  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    Last month I put some pussy on layaway.
     
  17. DogStar69

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    Laid away.
     
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    No debt and no sex :(
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

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    Let me be of some assistance. :madsex:
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    What are you talking about? You got laid like two weeks ago. :c